Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 20, 2023

I would like some pulled pork. Not shredded pork.

She has a few of the unauthorized Top Secret paper copies you made.

She wants both and more importantly to complain about it

This explains how there is so much paper filler in my pulled pork.

How about shredded ham? Or maybe some shredded cheese on some shredded chicken? Have you ever had some freshly shredded wheat?

Just put the BBQ sauce in the collection bin and you’re good to go.

Ron Popiel look out!

You may be inventing Pulled Pork Loaf, with pulp filler. Not to worry, a Ketchup glaze will help cover your secret.

Must be hell to clean, tho.

He and Jobs invent the iSlicer.

Ham Strings?

That’s the end of that shredder. Best outcome, he doesn’t get electrocuted.

I like pulp in my orange juice. In my pulled pork, not so much.

Run it through the copier when you are finished. It won’t be one-of-a-kind anymore. :)

Use the shredded paper as “filler” and the meat will serve more people.

Emeril Lagasse can only wish he was as innovative.

This product is not available in stores, or TV, or anywhere.

If he has even a shred of decency, he’ll stop that.

His cousin Steve had a better invention.

Swiss cheese should go nice with that ham (not pulled pork)

Another Polish joke? Please…

Maybe he saw this on TickTock.