For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for June 06, 2023

♫♪ 1, 2, 3, baby, you and me, girl ♫♪

I’ve always hated “y’know” between every other word!! And it’s not just teenage girls who are guilty of that.

I’m impressed that the principal knew Elizabeth by name. But, then, that’s a small town, so I guess there are not that many students in that school.

Has anyone ever heard of the term Double-dating?

Actually Miss Edwards helped with sociology, not math.

Elizabeth, remember two is company, threes a ground, and 4 or more is a party.

Well, that’s good. Every one knows that 2 and 2 are 100.

Just mastered 2 and 2? Elizabeth is just getting through a basic lesson where things don’t just add up.

Whew… took awhile for Liz to come to her senses.

Because too many people can’t think and talk at the same time.

2 and 2? This thing is CALCULUS!!

What of 2 and 2? If you say it equals 4, you are a racist. https://torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/lilley-radical-teachers-claim-that-saying-224-is-white-supremacy

The problem with two and two is it adds up to four.

A message from the Third World:

“Yes, Canada. We would like it very much if your public schools focused on relationships instead of math, science or geography.”

We want your jobs.

Miss Edwards is THE best teacher EVER!!!