FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 04, 2023

Definitely not Harry Houdini. More like Dario Doofusini.

Get off his back mom!

easy – throw him with the chair and desk outside

Too bad he didnt tie the computer

I’m impressed Peter managed to get that bike lock around Jason.

Andy, just…just leave the kid alone for once, huh? You’re an entire airport’s worth of helicopter parent.

Hope Kroykali won’t be mad at me…

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2002/06/02

Just unplug the computer and leave him there.

Normally, Andy has the wrong idea about things, but in Jason’s case? She may be on to something. Jason is like me, a gaming nerd (and I’m proud of it!), but there’s a merit to going outside and taking a nice walk for at least 30 minutes a day. And hanging outside with your best friend just makes it even better!

What’s going to happen when nature comes a-knockin’?

Tie him to a tree in the yard.

So glad I grew up before computer games, and enjoyed the outside

And so the annual summertime conflict begins.

This is when you give this little punk his favorite drink in a really big cup. Wait awhile and he will be begging to be let go.

Considering that Jason’s arms are tied down, I can see this backfiring big time. Just call Paige in to use the computer, maybe play some of Jason’s games. All for him to watch.

In the rain?

Go play in the dirt, Jason. That’s the only way to build up resistance to diseases

Look mom, take the monitor, then he’s got nothing to do.

Tickle him mercilessly before you untie him!

Smart kid, we always knew…

Let’s hope he didn’t drink too much.