Close to Home by John McPherson for May 09, 2023

Looks like he has an “H and R (mental) Block!”

Better have a pro do those taxes for you dude.

No Taxation Without Profitization!

You almost have to get drunk just to do your taxes!

I recommend it… I got drunk and did mine, and I’m gettin’ like 4 million back!

Even Bleeb avoids the taxman.

A little late, isn’t it?

Should have run this one on April 9 instead of May 9 (Still funny, though)…

Did he order this kit himself?

Gota love that name: “Dis Turbo”. Tells you a lot.

I hear Dis Turbo has to pay out $141 million for scamming people that used it by charging them for filing which is free. I assume that is $140 million for the lawyers and $1 million for the plaintiffs.

Just submitted mine, waiting to see how much!

That’s why a legal accountant is best! Worth it!

I have discovered the way to survive tax season. Poverty.

I’ll tax the street(If you try to sit, sit) I’ll tax your seat(If you get too cold, cold) I’ll tax the heat(If you take a walk, walk) I’ll tax your feet(Taxman)

I think this guy needs some medication

State of Illinois Edition?

John! I am so sorry to hear, I hope you came out all right. Humor is the best answer and that you have done. Remember, the definition of taxation is the same as the definition of extortion…

At this stage of the game, he’s gonna need the services of a professional, for more then one reason.

Perhaps if you tell them you’ve been in a coma for the last 2 months.

I thought the Geneva Convention BANNED “Nuclear Audits” in an amendment to their rules in the early 90s?

He should have used the evil cousin of Bleep!

W-2 turns into WWIII.

The ONE thing that can scare bleeb away——-the IRS.

Bleeb avoids blood, sweat and tears. :)

All you have to do to avoid an audit is be rich

I’m thinking of becoming a corporation so I won’t have to pay taxes at all.