Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 11, 2023

Shocking moment for him.

It’s like, his life flashed before his eyes……

Nice to know the great god zot is still alive and well….

Why would anyone fly a kite in that weather?

Did he have a key tied to the end of the kite-string?

I think we’re missing a third panel here, with the typical “character gets hit by lightning” meme.

You are ignoring the fact that this is a comic only, meant to ENTERTAIN YOU. duh!! LOL

Seems a bit more “microwave” to me, but okay. Let’s go with X-ray. Keep it up and you’ll be the X-husband of a widow.

No, you just got cooked. Yip yip yip yip yip

More like the flash bulb.

Not that many people know what those are now adays.

He’s electric-fied!

AND the smoking hot body!!!

More like inventing the ex-wizard!

Wiz’s light just flashed before his eyes.

This never happened to Ben Franklin!

Ben franklin: amateur…

More like he invented the lightning rod. Marie Curie on the X-Ray?

This strip is missing a panel showing the Wizard with bones visible.

Seems more like he invented electroshock therapy. It just wasn’t properly localized to his temporal lobes.

Wizard, you invented the best way to eliminate the fink. Just hand over the end to him and see him getting annihilated.

In the next few weeks, I am going to have an ultrasound, MRI, and CT. None of these tests will show anything amiss, and all are on different body parts and on different days. I recently had several x-rays, too, on different body parts. I love supporting my doctors and medical equipment, or at least they think so. I probably glow in the dark, but I know I am healthy. Fair trade off? Not sure.