Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 15, 2023

Whose truth exactly?

I’ll start writing the orb-ituary.

Subjective opinion test.

“Golden retrievers are cute.”

“Golden retrievers are ugly.”

“Golden retrievers are tasty.”

Would the orb buzz if I said those Nick executives were right to cancel the P&HU cartoon?

I don’t like you either orb.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You don’t even have eyes, orb.

I suppoze we’ll have to wait until tomorrow to find out WHY Marigold has an orb of truth suddenly.

oh, what an interesting gizmo Marigold has

Then why is the orb even here? Who invited the orb?

Theres an reason I dont trust random orbs

A floating entity that can only give positive and negative responses? Are we sure this isn’t an escaped Bit from TRON?

The orb knows truth, but not tact.

Looks like unicorns found ChatGPT

Meh. Orbs are just pseudoscience that unicops rely on to force easy confessions out of people.

I have found that the magic 8-ball ALWAYS divines the correct response if you ask the same question repeatedly until the right answer magically appears!

I say Phoebe looks super cute. It’s those leggings. They really add something.

One of my favorite singers was Roy “Orb” ison!

Wonder whether it would explode after hearing “everything I say is a lie”, followed by “I’m lying” (hat tip to “I, Mudd”).

1000 percent sparking

Very literal truth. But I’d be happy with “reasonably good for a human.”