The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for May 13, 2023

I wonder how many guys out there would put a porcupine in their Porsche.

Porcupines have gold diggers?

Porcupines don’t drive much less have enough money to even buy a Kia she’s gonna be a very very lonely animal

She’s not impressed by your Yugo, Pierpoint!

Use your legs Pierpoint and fleeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I don’t think she likes little pricks, Pierpoint.

She spikes his every advance but he doesn’t seem to get the point.

If that’s all she wants, Pierpoint should walk away, because she isn’t worth it.

I dated a girl just like her. She even “broke up” with me to go to California “where the money is”.

Jasmine has bit of a fancy car fetish, it seems. But she left out some of the real small dream drives!

Pierpoint is left in dust as she drives off….