Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for May 16, 2023

Just be glad it wasn’t a home invasion.

still better than sales people

When I opened the door, it said, oops, sorry, wrong house.

It was an opportunity for them.

Yarr matey, I found this booty in the Amazon!

I don’t think porch pirates knock.

thee opportunity wasn’t for you now was it.

It’s unfortunate that there are pranksters who will knock on random doors of homes and then just run off and hide to get the effect. This is what happened to poor Ziggy here – so it seems.

Porch pirates give Ziggy the opportunity to call the police department.

My version of the old aphorism: “Don’t knock opportunity until you’ve tried it.”

Opportunity is scared to knock anymore. They could get shot for being at the wrong door.

Help, what’s a porch pirate?…

Porch Pirates don’t knock, but if the delivery person knocks, then the P.P.s don’t get as much of a chance.

What is a porch pirate???

drat

Porch Pirates knock?