Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 15, 2023

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    Ratkin  about 1 year ago

    He’s shelltering in place.

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    GAMERA!!

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Gregory :D

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    deojaideep aka Courage  about 1 year ago

    What would his punishment be?? Being sent off to his room??

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    But he’s gotta check all his messages? Also, how’s he gonna charge his phone when he’s in the middle of nowhere in the woods with no electricity?

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Who better sidekick to Ninja Sloth than Ninja Tortoise?

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    And your tablet, and your TV, and your Kindle, and your flashlight.

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    johnjoyce  about 1 year ago

    Cute one, Mark! Thanks for the chuckle.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    These kids today….

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    Danae Premium Member about 1 year ago

    For those oblivious to their devices …splendor :-)

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Not funny. No comment.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    You wouldn’t believe how much Gregory shelled out for that phone.

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    dlkrueger33  about 1 year ago

    I live in Florida. This is turtle nesting season. People are not supposed to have visible lights on in their homes or hotels if they face the beach because it disorients the baby hatchlings from crawling into the sea. They mistake the light for moonlight and that’s what they use to head to the sea. This looks like a very disoriented turtle, or at least he’s going to disorient others.

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    Vaporman  about 1 year ago

    Turn it off, or we’ll use you for a traffic marker!

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      about 1 year ago

    hopefully Mark doesn’t mind a playful tweak…

    https://i.ibb.co/vsTvpGM/Rupert.jpg

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