Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 19, 2023

Yeah, that’s always the scary part.

It’s the old “I married this guy?” routine.

all part of having casual(ty) sex

They take head.

He is looking at me inside my stomach!

Does praying help take the shame away?

Brain food.

She reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.

Which is why you should be always the back spoon afterwards.

It doesn’t mater how good the date was, or how good the sex was, he’s guaranteed to be good for one good meal.

Eye contact. =SHUDDER= #AutisticDatingProblems

Google “flower mantis” and look at images.

They never call you anyway.

Preying Womantis’s

No hangover headache for him tomorrow

No eye contact, no commitment.

I’m surprised men don’t do it, so they don’t have to hear you nagging anymore.

That us cleverly funny, I got a real laugh, reminded me of a “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” episode…