Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 22, 2023

Yes you will honey. But keep a eye on your inheritance.

Knock, knock..

The hat looks like a cheap knock-off.

Oh, I sorry… Did you say something? I was distracted by your kn-, eh, that is a pretty dress you’re wearing.

Before Amelia first put that hat on, men were primarily attracted to her a$$ … Now that she’s an heiress, they lust after her assets. Ironically, the feather just might be from a blue-footed booby.

My doorbell stopped working, so yes.

In a few years they’ll be down to your knees.

This one was very funny!

GAL: BOO HOOO! I finally found my ink pot only to lose my quill! Where could it be???

GUY: DANG IT! I didn’t know hats were supposed to have feathers this year. Guess I’ll have to give this outdated thing a toss…

The true origin of the Power Girl costume?

And what else can Claire do with that feather? Just asking from an artistic and engineering and kineisological perspective. No reason to get all shook up about… Well maybe a reason or 2 perhaps. Might even need to get cheeky about that research I guess

Pick me! Me! Me!

Knockers up, dear! One day your prince will come…

Robin Hood found a new way to steal from the rich

Keep tight control of your assets, too.

“Hey! My feather’s up here!” ☺

And why not all three? (Four?)

Oh honey, none of that matters. I just love you for that “thicc booty”!

“What knockers!”

“Oh, thank you, doctor.”

Young Frankenstein.

If you displayed them properly, guys wouldn’t even notice the feather.

You can keep your hat on.

Blondie found Dagwood, so the chances are pretty high. I think that Mark Trail is still single.

Big. Little. Perky. Droopy. Askew. We love them however they present themselves.

Would have thought guys were paying attention to her and her “assets” long before she inherited the money. Mammaries are guy magnets.

What a tiny little head he has.

If a choice is offered between big knockers and inheritance….depends which is biggerand long lasting?

I miss abbie amour.

“Will I ever find a guy who loves me . . . for my big knockers?”

Gotta love the way this strip dramatizes the human condition. After all, what woman hasn’t thought this at least once, and couldn’t relate to the dilemma of our heroine?

Let’s see them puppies!