Close to Home by John McPherson for May 20, 2023

None of them sound very tasty.

i see the adults are buying clothes from the Fred Flinstone collection!

Coming soon to a 31 Flavors near you!

Bearskin-Robbins.

Bronto chunks sounds too much like horse apples.

Why is it you can’t hear a pterodactyl relieve itself?

Because their P is silent.

My favorite is the Triceratops triple scoop. Guess he’s out of it.

This is historically accurate. (sarcasm)

LOL So many things — anachronistic ice cream (HOW?), “Prehistoric,” dinosaur names, a dinosaur name that was changed to apatosaurus, the cute little white hat…

Only 2 fit the timeline.

Who put the chunk in the brontosaurus chunk? Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand.

I’ll have the mastodon mint dipped in chocolate

Ah, it’s a good day to be Bleeb. Pre-historic . . . but good.

Tricerapolitan

Do you have any Micropachycephalosaurus Mocha?

No!? … just thought I’d ask.

I like the “ptwist” haha!

Cro-Magnon Crunch sounds more like a breakfast cereal, doesn’t it?

Cro-Magnon? Cannibals!

Hey. It draws in the kids. I mean I would have loved a lizard slime blizzard from DQ back in the day.

Looks like Bleeb has done a little time traveling to do a study of prehistoric human anatomy.

McPherson, you misspelled “mastodon.”

Darn! They’re all out of volcano blast!

Creative names though!

Those folks that can’t think outside of reality would have field day with this one. How is this possible?

What about Triceratops Twirl?

No Tiger Tail or Moon Mist? If you are not in Canada you might have to google those flavours.

Very clever and funny, also found Bleeb(I remembered Bleep, and said, no then backtracked and found your reply, Bleeb, now I’ll never forget it((I hope)))…

Grok is a neologism coined by American writer Robert A. Heinlein for his 1961 science fiction novel Stranger in a Strange Lan

Its just an cartoon people… no one cares about its accuracy.

I grok that.

Ooh I’ll have a sabretooth swirl

Neanderthal Neapolitan

Java Man Java Chip

Prehistory means preliteracy.

Actually sounds pretty good! Marketing is everything.

i don’t know … if you get a double scoop with Cro-Magnon and T-Rex, they were really good!