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So, he picks up people (women or men!! …not that he picks up them in multiples!!) by talking about poo. He likely thinks of them as being worth poo, too. I hope they do the same with the blokes who pick them up, too.
My dad had a job as a manufacturer’s rep for a bunch of different products for a while. One of them was a device called “Super Duper Pooper Scooper.” It wasn’t a very good fit for him.
These days, the only pick up I am doing is with a thin plastic bag over my hand to pick up a steaming pile of excrement. That’s my hot and steamy relationship. Lame.
Pick-up line?! The only thing(s) he’s going to pick-up with that set of literally crappy allusions is the very stuff of which he speaks! Truly lame “winning”….
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Cut right to the chase…
Chic you got a pooper that makes a shy boy out of Gary Cooper…
painedsmile almost 2 years ago
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
The scoop of The Coop.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Don’t snub The Red Rooster!
Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Who is he picking up? Septic tank cleaners?
The Old Wolf almost 2 years ago
Oh, he’s bound to catch a winner with that one.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
He just rights a wrong
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Oh the Portugal
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
There isn’t a wide window for such hip quips.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
On the blog…. Glen Campbell and Soupy Sales, a coincidence?/ Mmmmm I wonder?
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
And that’s a WINNING pickup line? I fall further and further out of touch. Oy. Such a familiar feeling, this fret and regret.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…‘His’ is so non-personal…
…I will call him, Ron…
…some people like Ron, here…
…like rhythm and alliteration with their potty humour…
…others, like some of three guys I used to work with at the food distribution warehouse…
…took it almost to dog like fascination…
…this group of guys would leave their poops for the other guys to see…
…then they would yack about it in the break room…
…gross, I know…
…well, back then, just at the beginning of my bleeding issues…
…I left them …um…how would you say it?….
…an UPS package…
…to hear them talk about it in amazement & wonder was the highlight of my day…
…
…she…
…scratch that…
…Diana…
…stopped cutting her steak, and looked at Ron…
…did that really happen or did you make it up to impress me?…
…Ron crossed himself…
…the truth…
…scouts honor…
…Diana picked up the piece of steak with her fork…
…“Back to my place?” she asked…
…she put the piece of steak in her mouth..
…Sure, countered, Ron…
…there’s a Resident Evil marathon on FROGLANDIA Tv we could watch…
!!ǝlɐ⅁ almost 2 years ago
So, he picks up people (women or men!! …not that he picks up them in multiples!!) by talking about poo. He likely thinks of them as being worth poo, too. I hope they do the same with the blokes who pick them up, too.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
The big mystery is…..
Who Flung Poo?
Written by I. P Daily
Don’t squeeze the Charmin, says Mr. Whipple!
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
A done deal by the dung Volkswagen Beetle
Ray*C almost 2 years ago
Neither of those ever worked for me.
Twocat almost 2 years ago
I’ll tell ya Teresa, you really flipped the Captain’s switch today!
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
At my grandson’s Little League games my son-in-law, when he headed to the Porta Potties, would say he had to take the
“Walk of Shame” …!
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
My dad had a job as a manufacturer’s rep for a bunch of different products for a while. One of them was a device called “Super Duper Pooper Scooper.” It wasn’t a very good fit for him.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
These days, the only pick up I am doing is with a thin plastic bag over my hand to pick up a steaming pile of excrement. That’s my hot and steamy relationship. Lame.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Pick-up line?! The only thing(s) he’s going to pick-up with that set of literally crappy allusions is the very stuff of which he speaks! Truly lame “winning”….