Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 14, 2023

This isn’t in the least odd. They have cranes and nets for this sort of situation.

Ships is ships, I guess?

It would have been funnier if that ship had sailed.

“We’re gonna need a bigger dock.”

I saw a question the other day… how come if a package travels via a car or truck people will say it’s being shipped to you, but if it’s traveling by a ship it’s called cargo.

“I’ll just tuck this behind your seat. Don’t forget it’s there”.

He needs to ramp up his efforts.

Sorry sir, you will have to rent a container if you want to ship that.

How’s is he handling it?

When it absolutely, positively has to be there sometime this year.

What has him really confused is that his workplace is in Colorado.

Now, how are you going to get those parcels onto the ship if it isn’t parked properly?

Why is that guy’s butt smiling?…

Someone’s gonna need a stern talking-to.