Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 11, 2023

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator almost 2 years ago

    Check this out, guys.

    https://lamefrogapplause.blogspot.com/2023/05/um-im-speechless.html

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    We’re so much greater than the sum of our parts.

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Those aren’t my eyes.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 2 years ago

    Picasso The Great w/a Billy Joel 88 keys Piano Tram…

    Connected in dots.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …my eyes are up…

    …uhm…

    …forget it …

    … beauty is in the eye of the beholder…

    …are you a cyclops or are you just glad to see me…

    …never wash your insides with soap…

    …I have none of those things…

    … I feel like such a Quasimodo…

    …(or am I just glad to see you…

    …if you magic eye it…

    …the middle the middle girl has both lower and upper eye between two thorns…

    …(except he didn’t say thorns)…

    …you promised me a rose garden…

    …but you didn’t tell me about all the pricks in it…

    …oh…

    …just look for yourself…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The second hand in motion has a majestic sweep.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 2 years ago

    Ms. Tater Digger Paper Dolls. Aka Mr. Potato Head.

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    rastapopilos  almost 2 years ago

    OK Men, myself included. Did you notice the boob arrangement before you noticed the eyes?

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 2 years ago

    Please address the titlists golf ball by it’s title.

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    coltish1  almost 2 years ago

    Interesting gene pool.

    (That’s a line from a movie, but I’m so lame I can’t think of the movie or the character whose line it was. He was insulting a family of ruffians, as I recall it.)

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Some have them, some don’t, some have less, and some have more….

    Eye see what you did there booby!

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 2 years ago

    Conjoined quads’ interview for the Rockettes, to the toon of “We are Siamese if you please” …!

    ( or if you don’t )

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Fraternal conjoined quads.

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    charles9156  almost 2 years ago

    digital or analog cognitive distortion?

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    davidob  almost 2 years ago

    As Oscar Wilde observed, it is important to be ernst. In surrealism, it is important to be ernst to the max. Kudos to TB for her claim to the lame.

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    davidob  almost 2 years ago

    Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I came to Burrit Teresa, not to praise her.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Lord, have mercy! What kind of mutant show is this?

    So confusing!

    “Eye up here, Buster!” Triboobs.

    No; no eyes! Uniboob.

    Triclops! Boobs unilateral.

    “Eye down here, Buster!” Boobheaded.

    What’s a poor, lame guy to do? What is socially acceptable when so confronted?

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 2 years ago

    Booblehead chicken stomp.

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