B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 22, 2023

Right. Or the panel was reversed.

The pterodactyl looks bored.

The original duo

Shouldn’t have been flying through a military exclusion zone. They weren’t checking the maps during preflight perp.

The prehistoric version of the A-10 Warthog perhaps?

There’s always a guy with a bigger plane, boat or car .

That Avengers’ reference!!

Friendship can come in many forms. Actually, I am intrigued as to the stories those two could tell. Shame they will probably be just a one shot gag……..

Obviously not one of the 76 countries which drive on the left…

Captain Colossochelys ?

Just wait a few million years — things will change.

Show-offs!

Flying homes, better then the flying cars in The Jetsons. Yip yip yip yip yip

Don’t fret it, guys. Those big guys will be extinct soon enough.

XL vs XLT models

I do hope that’s his tail

SUV vs. “normal” car.

In 1906, the Royal Navy Launched the HMS Dreadnaught. It was the first modern battleship.

Overnight, every navy in the world was exactly ONE modern battleship behind the Royal Navy. An arms race ensued with each country trying to build bigger and bigger battleships.

Crash safety ratings for cars are based, in part, on displacement tonnage. The bigger the car, the more likely it is to survive a crash. Think wrecking ball hitting a building. Also the bigger the car, the more likely it is to obliterate whatever it hits like your car with your children in it.

So SUVs are getting bigger and bigger. They are also getting less fuel efficient as a result but since Congress EXEPMPTED them from fuel standards, getting 16 gallons to the mile is not a limiting factor and entitles the owners of such vehicles to complain about high fuel prices.

By these standards, the M1A2 Tank is the safest car on the road. It also has reactive armor.

Flying Fortress?

That monster truck doesn’t get me to beer 30 any faster. Just smile and wave dude. Just smile and wave.

Jet Propelled

Please remember the ankyosaurus had a club like tail, not external genitalia.

Pay no,attention to the spectacle flying overhead….

He just wanted to give them a “heads up”.

Evolution was not good to them? They looked more impressive in the past.

if only people did this on the bike paths! and if you look they are looking up and to the left.

Yep, guys, you’ve definitely been upstaged; however, you were here first, and you are loved.

It seems evolution hasn’t resulted in better flying animals

The main and important thing here, is that they didn’t collide …………… and that is the rest of the story …………. :)

Looks like the old overloaded testosterone shell game to me.

Just rejoice you were warned.

The snapping turtle still survives from the age of dinosaurs (alligators and crocs also) although its habitats are increasingly threatened.

That’s how the airlines learned to do flight lanes…

When I was a kid, there was the Scholastic Books that came to our classroom in elementary school. I got one with dinosaurs, so I learned all the ones that were illustrated and described in it. One was ankylosaurus, so I still remember that a zillion years later.

They get terrible mileage.

lol