Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 24, 2023

A matter of grave importance to contact a departed soul…..

Needs to know where Unk left the car keys.

Headstone walled……..

Nice pun.

Grave importance means that when he was visiting his uncle’s grave there was heard faint scratching and moaning coming from the grave. He wants to double check that his uncle was indeed departed instead of being buried alive.

Have you urn-ed the right to ash your Uncle?

Don’t forget to restart after the update! As for Rod, Bob’s your uncle…

Wow. That fortune teller has got it where it counts. Though, I can’t say much for her face.

I hope she had the firmware updated too.

I wonder if a crystal ball monitor for my Apple computer would work. You know, with a touch screen,. hey Siri and all that. It would be cool.

Microsoft got their hands into everything. Yip yip yip yip yip

Rodney wants to ask him if he still has the spare garage door opener because his is broken.

Darn updates…

Lousy Microsoft crystal balls…

Automated updates never come at an un-busy time.

She bought that crystal ball from the electronics section at Seers.

Maybe he should have buried him deeper.

If only it were that easy. There would be plenty of people I would like to contact! ;D

NEVER auto update anything. Never. Learn what you’re doing and do it manually as needed.

He wants to contest the will.

Departed as in left town. Send a carrier pigeon.

Place your call in the dead of knight.

The Hun army is near, and I need to know where he stored the white flags.

My printer is always in maintenance mode, too. I told my niece that the printer is like a cat because it’s always cleaning itself. Then she cut out some paper ears and taped them on to the printer, and a paper tail, and paper paws …

I don’t want to bury what I have to tell him anymore…