Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 26, 2023

I don’t remember seeing Owen have fun before. Have fun getting him out of there.

The joke’s on you, Gary!

Find a common foe or foil.

Owen’s doing his Rodney Dangerfield impression.

Owen’s going to giggle the virus to death.

I always cry at happy endings.

And there it is…..it’s working Owen..keep going.

Owen’s killin’ it.

Like a good stand-up with a tough audience, once the barrier is broken, yu got it made…

Gary jokes appear to have something in common with yo mama jokes.

Gary’s so fat, when he hauls a-ss, he has to make two trips.

Gary’s so fat, his blood type is jelly donut.

Gary’s so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house, he went and got a ladder.

Gary’s so ugly, he made a blind kid cry.

These are helping, right? Killing the poltergeist with laughter?! Gary is so dumb…

Owen’s stand-up act is ghostly! But it seems to be effective as an anti-virus….