Close to Home by John McPherson for May 25, 2023

No reason why you can’t try to enjoy hell.

get the fork outta here dude!

Expect a pointed retort

Bleeb went the other way?

We here at Autocorrect reviewed the following statement for the US government:

“ALWAYS be careful around electricity. Electricity can be lethal, deadly, terminal, and fatal. It can kill you!”

“This Public Service Message was brought to you by: The Redundancy Department of the United States Department of Redundancy.”

AutoCorrect Note: We decided to refer this tough one over to the Thesaurus department. But I wouldn’t hold my breath… those guys still think a Thesaurus roamed the Earth during the Jurassic period.

… and yes, there’s a little friction between us.

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Yes, even optimists can wind up in hell.

“Dude – you and the guys ARE the s’mores!”

Mr. Devil’s helper instead of demon, big fork thingy instead of trident or pitchfork, and me instead of I; yeah this guy is a real winner.

The devil is NOT in charge of hell. He is just gonna be another one of the tormented.

Doubt there’s Hersheys and marshmallows, let alone Grahams!

Always seeing the positive side of things

Ha. The semi-satan there is going to make s’mores outta that guys liver and lungs. …eeeww

This is a helava comic.

He should worry about his blood sugar levels. Not healthy!

This will lead to repeated questions of “You want to make some more what?” It is hell, after all.

Where in hell do you get marshmallows?

To rephrase the old lemon/lemonade adage, when in flames up to you eyeballs, make smore’s.

I agree s’mores taste like hell…

. . . >BONK!< (The demon bonked the guy with his pitchfork.)

Yeah, like Hell you’re gettin’ this.

Does he have an extra leg, or what? :)

As usual, mostly nerdy looking white guys wind up in hell.