Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 01, 2023

Amazon is consistently missing their promised delivery times

I recently ordered something for the first time with an overnight delivery. It was on my doorstep about 6:20 a.m. The guy in the cartoon may be a loser, but in this case I totally sympathize with him. The power! THE POWER!!!

He likes paying for shipping?

I can’t wait to see the "Frequently bought together’ for that order!

I started ordering things from Amazon when I got tired of driving from store to store looking for a simple item. Just a few minutes and I find what I want, even things I would never find in a local store.

“Oo oo oo … Mr. Cotter!”

Apparently, even cats can do it. See today’s Pickled for the Muffin order.

https://www.gocomics.com/pickles/2023/06/01?ct=v&cti=2148622&comments=visible#comments

Amazon always delivers on time; if something is going wrong with the delivery, they notify me right away.

What’s that sound I hear? Is that another drugstore and a hardware store closing?

What the heck are cotter pins?

What’s the 4 am thing? My orders are lucky if they get here by 6 pm.

And the free gifts to your local porch pirates?

in my experience that box should be several times biggers

amazon prime FOREVER

If you can’t touch it, don’t buy it.