Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 13, 2023

nice try, now stuff that mouth with asparagus

I knew there was a reason I hate it.

Granny Anteater, like Calvin’s parents, does not appreciate a child’s vivid, creative mind.

Again, “Agnes” deviates from the 2017 rerun pattern with a 2016 rerun. Why this time? I suspect it’s because jokes about skin color and Trout’s use of the word “diversity” are too controversial.

The 2017 strip: https://www.gocomics.com/agnes/2017/06/13

I’m a bit skeptical about the arm flap cause, but asparagus does make your urine smell weird.

Asparagus takes it on the chin again. It can’t catch a break.

I gotta stop eating asparagus, I never realized the danger!

Mr Cochran, I don’t know if you read these, but…I suggest that you shift to a lighter background, as it used to be. The current one makes it very hard to see the drawing.Respectfully submitted for your consideration.

So what does asparagus do? Nothing beneficial, I assume.

She sounds like a Star Wars reject

Interesting that Agnes would know of planet Nibiru though…..

“She claimed she wanted the truth but nooooooo…..”

Jasmine? I don’t remember a character named Jasmine. Is it just me?

broccoli causes double chins. and sometimes wormy lips…

NIbiru is Earth from another dimension ruled by intelligent dinosaurs.

A majority of coelurosaur groups became extinct in the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event, including the Tyrannosauroidea, Ornithomimosauria, Oviraptorosauria, Deinonychosauria, Enantiornithes, and Hesperornithes. Only the Neornithes (modern birds) survived and continued to diversify after the extinction of the other dinosaurs into the numerous forms found today.

I have read the literature on it. At least one person needs to be guarding it or it is in a protection circle or other things—-entities will want it for their very own. Non-human spirits that desire a fleshy body. And then there are those who use astral projection to do things to people as they sleep. Sorcerers and their unwilling confederates.

Nibiru doesn’t exist in our timeline. It is Terra’s name to the offshoot of the surviving dinosaurs from a far off alternate where the Common History Date with it is around 65 million years. (Read Whitley Strieber’s “2012: War of Souls” to understand them.) The basis for the so called “reptilians” are not aliens so much as from a vastly different timeline. They visited our Earth in the past & maybe in the present as well.

They either diverted or captured the Chicxlub asteroid using steam-powered space craft.