Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 23, 2023

Goal for today: work “Seriously. Like what even, Fam” into a conversation. (It could be a very long day.)

More high school sports…

Welcome to the Milford nightmare.

Dafuq?

Hey you kids ,Shut Up, in all reality , I’M Not Blind but the Draft Board thinks I am . Now , 1 2 3, 1 2 3 ,practice and learn!

Now what?….

Nutcracker Sweet. Hey piano man, you’re not restricted to only the top 10 notes — most keyboards have 88.

Could this get any more bizarre? Why don’t we just shoot it and put it out of it’s misery.

So…Henry knows more about ballet than sports?

P4: Gregggg breaks into “What’d I Say” by Ray Charles

You say what even, I say whatever. What even, whatever. Tomato, tomahto. Seriously Henry, let’s call the whole thing off.

I think I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

Sorry Snarkers, you all missed it. Today, Henry get the Sherlock for the reference to FAME!

The Hammster could be playing Blue Danube or Salty Dog Rag. Probably not Great Balls of Fire. I can vision Dorothy and Leo moonwalking after striking out a batter. TEE HEE!

P 4 (Hammy): “…and while you’re at it, ask coach Mimi if I’m blind too….giggidy…”

This strip reminds me of reading ‘Ulysses’.

It’s just a jump to the left, And then a step to the right, Put your hands on your hips, You bring your knees in tight!

So, Hamm is teaching Dorothy and Leo ballet to help their pitching? And Milford has a dance studio after the budget cuts??

Uh Oh! Is this going to turn into Suspiria?

They’re rehearsing for “Hammmm Yankees.”

Leo is such a natural at ballet that I thought he was ToBe.

So this is the Hammmster’s solution to the Korean Nightmare?

and we thought VT had a Nightmare!

At least Leo can add to his new shoe collection.

As our heroic duo dance out of the room, Gregggg is wondering why nobody is answering his P3 question. “Are you still here? Hello? Hello?” And speaking of still here, why are you still here instead of rushing over to Mopped Up Thorp to read the latest edition?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/05/23/uncoordinated-duo/