Herman by Jim Unger for May 31, 2023

Didn’t know the ambience was disturbing.

The ambience had it coming!

I guess he’s one of the “fashion police.” :D

Disturbing the ambiance?!? How gauche! Mother would clutch her pearls!

Actually, the charge is “Public Affronting.” Lots of Walmart customers are charged with it.

I’ve seen Hawaiian shirts that were much more ‘eye catching’ than that one.

I’m a bit ambidextrous myself. About as clumsy with one hand as the other.

Just when he though he was in the clear after leaving the circus life behind

He’s doing a very good job.

Hmmmm, that is about the only thing police can do now days…….SAD!

“You belong in a circus.”

That outfit is so loud you need earplugs!

The shirt, tie, and hat aura disgrace.

We can’t violate the vibe..

My STARS!! That is a criminal offense. Lock him up!

Too bad that’s not a thing. I think I’ll use it anyway, "I’m sorry, you have to leave, you’re disturbing the ambiance.

Security guard at the mall, gotta protect the old lady walkies…

It could have been disturbing the serenity.

There are a lot of people that could be charged with that!

Sounds very trendoid to me