Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for May 26, 2023

Technically, for vampires, it is called coffin head.

Can vampires see themselves on a smart phone?

Dave’s legs look like a bar code.

I wouldn’t stake my reputation on that though.

Helloooo! Vampires CAN’T go out during the day, so they don’t need a day.

If they went out during the day, it would look like the 4th of July! … and that’s already a day.

Then why are vamps always dressed to the nines in movies?? :)

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/dracula-goes-on-sale-in-london

Modern vampires can go out in the daytime. ☺️

I vant to drrrrrink your blah blah blah bloooood!

On further reflection …

When vampires were vampires :

https://imgflip.com/i/1fhsxq

( insert Bela laugh here )

Dave will let you get back to your fang shui.

I prefer commemorating National Blueberry Cheesecake Day, National Cherry Dessert Day, and National Paper Airplane Day. BTW, my source calls this World Dracula Day, not National Vampire Day. Bram Stoker’s book “Dracula” was first published on today’s date in 1897.

“Ah, ah, ah!” (followed by lightning and thunder)