Strange Brew by John Deering for May 25, 2023

Odd – he certainly appears to have a green thumb.

I don’t understand it. Everything i touch dies.

Let others do the sowing.

The plants fear the reaper.

These plants will be the death of me!

The trick of it is to put a tiny dead soul in the soil of every pot.

Hmmm. John has gone over to the dark side.

Boy, I thought I killed houseplants, but this guy really has a talent for it!

I’m the same way. I can’t keep plastic flowers alive.

Try not to bring your work home.

Try poisonous plants or cacti.

Try weed whacking?

Maybe grow deathcap mushrooms.

I guess the daisies will be pushing up daisies.

“…and I won’t forget to put roses on your grave.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YRdxHHFKvQ

…have you ever thought about pursuing a career in the medical field??…

Funny…an ad that popped up next to this said: “Megafood- PLANT Powered”…LOL!

He should try comedy.

I am the grim reaper, but I have to sow before I can reap.

Yeah, a new hobby, what, like collecting and growing viruses? That would go along with my day job…

Maybe a hobby where the goal isn’t to cultivate something that’s supposed to thrive and grow . . . ? Model railroading might be a good choice, perhaps with a Gomez Addams touch — trains wrecks every time!