Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 29, 2023

…….. I’m hoping it didn’t involve sign language as well …

looks like the priest was NOT helping the pauper!

Did it look like this? $#!××! &%@! Oh dear.

And Mr. Priest telling Andy where to go – did not involve going to Heaven.

Memorial day folks. All gave some. Some gave ALL. Thank you all for your service. Salute!

Priest didn’t appreciate being preyed on.

Percy should have used his fists, too!!

Why does Chalkie buy him drinks?

Percy probably commanded a PRIEST in the big war!!!

But for the ones who stood tall against tyranny we would not have the country We enjoy and hope to preserve as tyranny is again threatening our liberty and prosperity. Together we stand, divided we fall.

@BenGMan you came to wrong place without Eldo

Percy is d@mn smart!

I’m guessing the language he used was not French.

Here in Chester, we have a gun shop run by “H. Monk Gunseller”.

The alliterative names are getting old….. Too obvious, and lame to boot. Here’s the best song using alliteration: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BdBs7JFn9Pk&pp=ygUkaGVscGxlc3NseSBob3BpbmcgY3Jvc2J5IHN0aWxscyBuYXNo

Percy knows a Loser!

The rotter said “No”? Sacrilege!

Percy Priest may not say Mass, but he probably says “a$$”.

Maybe they should have called him Judas Priest?

FREE ƹʅɗʘ and ƹʅɗʘ in Thƹ Futurƹ!

You’re always skint, Andy, and making your pals skint without paying them back.

Unlike Andy, I’m one of those who would never ask to borrow money. I would feel ashamed even though it’s nothing to be ashamed of. Well, I think “Embarrassed” is the right word actually. I like to present to my family, friends and the outside world that I’ve got my act together and do not want anyone to see me struggle. It’s part of the reason why I started making money online too. Nearly at £400!

xxx

@Everyone

Today I was informed that my blood donation was sent to Cumberland Infirmary in Carlisle. I’m so happy. A wonderful start to the week for me and hopefully Friday will be a wonderful end to the week as I’m going to bingo.

You got it wrong again Andy, you give to the priest, not the other way around…

I’m sure Andy’s said much worse.

Hot under the collar.

By Andy’s logic, I guess he’d expect Mr. Tailor to be able to sew, or Mr. Carpenter to be skilled at building things. He’s in for some disappointments.

How can you be a “bit" skint? You either are without money or you’re not.