Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 31, 2023

Never hire a short architect. I did. The six foot plus carpenters pointed out the door problems after framing.

Shades of Antoni Gaudí!

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It looks like the builder was drunk.

The architect probably graduated from the Street Punk school of L.A.

I don’t see why – the builder will just charge an obscene amount for his work, just as the designer must have!

The bank loves you…..

Frank Lloyd Wrong.

I can see why.

As a retired structural engineer, this is evocative of the eternal battle between architects and us…

The builder should like a good challenge. For the mason its just a longer job. But, your blacksmith needs some help.

Pay the builder more and keep him working, that should make him happy.

Bung must have been moonlighting as his builder while drinking. Yip yip yip yip yip

To solve that problem always hire a boat builder. They specialize in making curved lines.

You can have as much art as you can pay for.

You need to see the fantasy land of the Epic Systems campus in Verona Wisconsin. Each new building surpasses the amazing designs of the previous. And each is built with unsurpassed quality.

Actually, it looks to me as if Mason got himself a new set of curves and is trying them out.

Hebrews 11:10“For he looked for a city which hath foundations, whose builder and maker is God.”

This dude’s builder better get paid double or triple, at minimum.