Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 29, 2023

Gary as muse.

Wow, Gary’s popularity has soared…into oblivion!

So now the timid little ghost is mouthing off, too? Time to punch some heads off some shoulders, Gary!

Awww! Poor Gary…how he puts up with these ingrates, I’ll never know!

Gary- the undead Ted Lasso

Translation: Boredom with Gary is more boring than boredom without Gary.

Owen already made plans that night, it’s his floating holiday.

Ennui is no match for Gary, he makes a trip to the DMV sound exciting. Honestly, I’d rather rearrange my sock drawer.

Rejection, thy first, middle, and last name is GARY!