Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 27, 2023

Don’t worry brother you are on the wrong pattern you are doing it all wrong. Go down the road to riches on sit on the throne to Cindy and snitches__________

“What was the low point of your day, you old fart?”

“Got some bad reviews; they were tearing me apart.”

Important to keep your priorities straight

Sharing my mystical healing aura, which is contained in the bacterial wastes that I amass in my closed shoes.

…Freddie and his evil twin …

…with their usual banter …

…where you have to read between the lines …and what was best left unsaid…

…you have to listen to the negative connotations…

…and put a positive spin on it…

…it is outright rude behavior to be caught being snide…

…the snide is best hidden under implied…

..touche, Freddie…

…touche..

With that proboscis he needed to breath fresh air…

Who you calling old man, man?

Leopold and Loeb decide who’s driving.

Some days are like that.

I must say that shade of lipstick really sets off your shoes.

Here’s a two-fer:

These word balloons make me anxious …1

The guy on the right should have answered Who NOSE …2

Re the Blog: that’s gotta be one of the real oddball municipal jobs I’ve ever heard about: hamster culler.

Mine was having the cat sniff my feet.

The high point of my day was climbing a ladder to save Jacob from his high horse.

this would still be funny if line spacing was single

The Greengo seems to be the older of this duet, while Mr. Purple Prose is snootier, supercilious, and unflappable.

But if he has smelly feet, how much of an aristocrat can he really be?!