Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 09, 2023

But where’s the eave he’s supposed to standing under?

Duh, You think?

“I can’t help it. My radar is always on and when it picks up a signal, it focuses on it automatically.”

In today’s world, people have a little device that they constantly hold up to their ear and speak into. It’s nearly impossible not to eavesdrop.

I had some eaves drop once. Cost me $2,000 to fix it.

Cute one, Dave. :-)

One ear up and one ear down….now I’m listening all around

Actually, for most mobiles these days, the sound seems to come out the rear of the phone, so anyone standing next to you is likely to hear the conversation as well as, if not better, than you.

Privacy is a thing of the past…..woof!

He’ll know he’s done eavesdropping when the ear’s dropping.

and visa versa…..

Can’t teach an old dog etiquette.

This made me actually laugh out loud. :-)