Did Mort tell you what kind of mileage you will get?…..
Once you get in there it will lose that new coffin smell, take one of those pine air fresheners with you
That is really weird.
It gets old fast.
For those on a budget, it would be wise to shop around and make all the arrangements ahead of time.
“rayon chafes, you know.”
“The Loved One”
Do you take cream & sugar with that “new coffin” smell? Or will you take it black?
Crazy! How can anyone love a coughing spell? Huh? OH! A coffin smell. Never mind.
It’s almost “to die for”.
Coffins are not in my future. Not that I’m living forever. After the docs use up all my good parts, its off to the flames for me. And maybe my ashes will fertilize a tree.
Morbid.
Big Daddy Roth has got a car for you!
Am I wrong, in the fact that, I’ve been worried about Buzz for a while—not to mention Roz ! ! !
It’s not the cough that carries you off, so much as the coffin they carry you off in.
Roz’s expression in the last panel…
And they’re so comfortable…
Now you can be made into dirt-mulch.
Testing products at a mortuary is quite the undertaking.
i’ll take your word
Sounds like an embalming expereience to me.
Little pleasures of the really old…
He could have sung “Psycho Killer” so she’d run away
Forget the coffin, and the furnace. How about natural composting?
That “Used Coffin” smell, on the other hand …
Biz’s “one foot in the grave” humor is inspiring.
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Did Mort tell you what kind of mileage you will get?…..
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
Once you get in there it will lose that new coffin smell, take one of those pine air fresheners with you
stairsteppublishing over 1 year ago
That is really weird.
Imagine over 1 year ago
It gets old fast.
Dean over 1 year ago
For those on a budget, it would be wise to shop around and make all the arrangements ahead of time.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
“rayon chafes, you know.”
“The Loved One”
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Do you take cream & sugar with that “new coffin” smell? Or will you take it black?
Il Siciliano over 1 year ago
Crazy! How can anyone love a coughing spell? Huh? OH! A coffin smell. Never mind.
Doug K over 1 year ago
It’s almost “to die for”.
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Coffins are not in my future. Not that I’m living forever. After the docs use up all my good parts, its off to the flames for me. And maybe my ashes will fertilize a tree.
Forest Dweller 54 over 1 year ago
Morbid.
mfrasca over 1 year ago
Big Daddy Roth has got a car for you!
'IndyMan' over 1 year ago
Am I wrong, in the fact that, I’ve been worried about Buzz for a while—not to mention Roz ! ! !
Mediatech over 1 year ago
It’s not the cough that carries you off, so much as the coffin they carry you off in.
samclemens over 1 year ago
Roz’s expression in the last panel…
paranormal over 1 year ago
And they’re so comfortable…
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
Now you can be made into dirt-mulch.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Testing products at a mortuary is quite the undertaking.
oakie817 over 1 year ago
i’ll take your word
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sounds like an embalming expereience to me.
T... over 1 year ago
Little pleasures of the really old…
Snolep over 1 year ago
He could have sung “Psycho Killer” so she’d run away
pflutke59 over 1 year ago
Forget the coffin, and the furnace. How about natural composting?
bakana over 1 year ago
That “Used Coffin” smell, on the other hand …
eddi-TBH over 1 year ago
Biz’s “one foot in the grave” humor is inspiring.