Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 12, 2023

He needs to bridle his curiosity, and she needs to rein in the attitude a bit.

Poor lady, being saddled with him

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

He likes the cut of her jodhpurs…

She appears to be saddle sore.

Straining on the straps there gal.

She just wants to stirrup some interest.

I think I’ll just gallop the heck away from this one.

both just passing gas…!

Does she think she’s hot to trot?

“Pardon me ma’am, but can I ask you equestrian?”

LOL! Those were a fad when I was a teen, but I couldn’t wear them – they were always too short, so the pants would creep down.

Her response is “neigh”

“No, kind sir. I just want to horse around.”