Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 13, 2023

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    BigBoy  over 1 year ago

    Quick someone boil some water and get some sheets or towels. Do ya feel like you’re in a Hollywood movie yet ?

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    angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Is that Baby Popeye on the wall?

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    The last thing you want to hear your midwife say when you’re having contractions.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    It’s okay. You’re okay. You’ll be fine.

    Now just breathe. "Hee, hee, hee, hoo. Hee, hee, hee, hoo. … "

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Put on your Catcher’s gear.

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    mokspr Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The pregnant pause immediately after was awkward.

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    InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago

    call 911… the paramedics will deliver… you to the hospital….!

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 1 year ago

    And you’re telling someone this…NOW?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    She au pairs to be having second thoughts.

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    the lost wizard  over 1 year ago

    She just can’t deliver the goods. :)

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Call the midwife… ‘s career councilor.

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    the way to deal with that mindset is just to take baby steps…

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    norphos  over 1 year ago

    Another capital pun.

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