Close to Home by John McPherson for June 16, 2023

Finally a weather man than can get the forecast right.

I imagine the forecast is the same everyday.

but is it a dry heat as they say…

Typical Texas summer day.

Be weather aware! Depending on the path of the fronts and the humidity, it can be solid chunks, molten, or flaming brimstone.

I feel bedeviled whenever it’s hotter than bejesus.

Coffee breaks over, back on your heads!

(Wow that’s old! I’m almost ashamed to toss that punchline out there!)

¯\(ツ)/¯

(Seems kinda like the Groundhog Day movie, you’re watching the same ol’ weather report for eternity!)

Texas IS hell

Should he be saying “bejesus”?

My first look at the weather guy and I thought this was going to be a Jerry Lewis joke.

That guy just burns me up!

And Tuesday will continue to be in the triple digits!

Hi, Bleeb. Flame surfing back in heck again, I see.

Seems like a Captain Obvious moment (or Eternity) to me.

At first it seemed like a fun game. The warm temperatures were very inviting – very tempting. Some are starting to think that maybe this guy was not the best guy to follow.

You do not have a physical body so the heat and pain is imaginary – so imagine you´re on a beach with a cold beer.

and it’s hot

I think this may be the first time I have seen everyone clothed in a strip (not intended, btw) of this nature.

Oh hell no. I’m a true believer that there’ve been a lot of cold days in hell lately. …‘cause that’s when all this world stuff is supposed to be happening.

Better get out the marshmallows

In Hell, it’s always Monday.

This kind of reminds us to be prepared when we die and KNOW where we are going to be!

“Pretty much everywhere, it’s going to be hot … Charlotte …”. “Then I don’t need a jacket …”

And the long range forecast is the sane!

You’ll be begging for a drink on Thirstday.

The creator, must have lived in Southern California for a time during the 105+ for several weeks, really bad!!!

Where all democrats will be.

If you wish to compare Hell with the other place and who is in charger there, Yes – it would be hotter than “beJesus.”

Is that Bleep or his cousin Bloop??

The “whether guesser” is missing his lower jaw.

Can you say “bejesus” in Hell?