Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 16, 2023

Why not, it makes about as much sense as any of that other junk I see people drinking.

Even if it’s Bud Light?

Beeeeeeeelch!

Wouldn’t hurt trying!!!

maybe not beer…

but with some prune wine, you’d get results

Invent one.

No harm in trying

Yes there is. But it isn’t very pleasant.

Jim, if you tell me that you are on a beer cleanse, then as far as I’m concerned, yes, you are on a beer cleanse.

No such thing as a “juice cleanse” either. Your body has organs specifically for “cleansing”.

Check a barracks on the weekend, there are many beer cleanses.

Beer cleanse formula: Expect 36 ounces of bladder beer for every 12 ounces of Bud Light consumed

Don’t listen to her Jim, you’re on to something!

There is now!

Sez who?

Only Jim would think of cleansing his body of all the effects of Beer by drinking more Beer.

You do your thing, I’ll do mine.

But there SHOULD be!

I’m not a beer drinker but it’s outrageous how this country can destroy a company because of their views! Get a grip!

Sure there is. A beer cleanse may not be healthy, but it’s a thing.

I once ordered a Hamm’s at a restaurant. My buddy, a beer snob, commented, “Why on earth would you do that?” The waitress, without batting an eye, said, “Maybe for colonoscopy prep?”

Sure there’s a beer cleanse. You just have to drink enough of it and then head for the toilet.

A beer cleanse might work, if your Heineken take it.

WHAAAAT?!

Yes there is if it’s good beer, not the equine urine made in USA.

Maybe as a skin cleanser?

Is it five o’clock yet?

Fruit and Beer Smoothie in the morning? Yikes!

And how might that be administered?

How about a rum cleanse? I could go for that.

There she goes. Raining on his parade again. burp. :)

Cleanse, binge, puh-tay-toe puh-tah-toe

If you drink enough beer, you will get a “cleansing”. Believe me.

Any of these “cleanses” are oo-de-lolly delusions, so why not a beer cleanse!

Sure there is; it works exactly like every other cleanse.