Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 07, 2023

This has always been my favorite TTDB cartoon.

…….what?

I started out assuming this was a riff on “Crazy Eddie” Antar but then got lost…

That was a real spaghetti a la mode! With robots!

Poor Morty. We need to get him some help… after I get me some DEALS son!

I’ve been looking for an Electronic Jesus Towel to put on my head, I guess I’ll head over to Morty’s.

Crazy Morty sez: Ask about our 20-day meat recliners!

I think I used to be Morty’s employee.

There were no Crazy Eddie stores in CA. Sadly.

I wonder how he would do in the GOP primary polls…

He is happier than anyone you know.

And now he works as the primary advisor to Elon Musk.

“Across the street, they make no claims of mental instability and this item is $5 cheaper”