Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 26, 2023

Because he’s hungry

Because the donut shops are no longer open all night!!!

Well I can’t say anything lol it’s currently 1:30am and I’m eating cold pizza (love it, actually prefer cold to hot but refrigerator cold not room temperature!) and the alarm is gonna go off in 2hrs so I guess this is breakfast!

Yesterday, I had three slices of pizza in the middle of the day. Also, here in Boston, there was a pizza place that made breakfast pizzas for college students.

Midnight snack for Ralph?

Middle of the night, maybe. The still of the night, not so much.

Because is the ultimate food: You can eat it at any time of the day, top it with whatever you want (yes, even pineapple), and it will taste DELICIOUS!

Did Ralph put out the flag? The flag has 1:00 if I have the 12 in the right spot.

All hail the flag of pizza, no matter what brand it is!

Honeybunch, the question is, “Why are YOU up in the middle of the night??”

Ralph does math?

Ralph, you should have called Neil to come over and join you in that fine repast. SFANID

When you’re making up excuses, it’s best to to the math ahead of time.

There is no wrong time for pizza.

Yeah, save some for breakfast.

I like the “pizza clock” flag!

♪ In the middle of the night

I go walking in my sleep ♫

When you take into account Daylight Saving Time, it is the middle of the night!

GO to bed, nagging woman! Your constant abuse is why he is eating. No self-esteem.