Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 07, 2023

I’ll have a side of deja vu w/my platter, please.

So what’s the real difference between a pu pu platter, a dim sum platter, and pu pu from a dim platypus?

Pu pu is better tasting than picking amd eating fleas from a blue monkeys butt! Ew

What exactly makes up a pu pu platter? I haven’t pu pu plattered in a while.

pu pu platter à la mode.

I wish I had a tail. I guess I’ll just have settle for a tale instead. Got any?

The Hawaiian word pū pū is the native word for “snail”.

It gives our monkey friend the blues.

AloHaHa ….

(hello/goodbye, take it or leave it)

As long as you don’t fling it on me!

Not to mention pupusas. And that’s why the monkey is blue.

Banana Blues.

You’re so undeveined shrimp, I bet you think this pu pu platter is for you.

The Pu Pu Platter. The Frog Applause of cuisine.

Oh ye of scatological bent! Listen to the Wise Blue Monkey, metaphor for Sister Dispenser of Arcane Wisdom! For the pu pu platter is a real cuisine thing, see? https://tinyurl.com/bde7acv7

Since these things are so, I endorse the pu pu platter and shall not make fun of it!

Call me Mr. Lame….