Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for June 23, 2023

life only ever hands me tap water

Agree!

This doctor ordered a daiquiri, but the bartender was out of hazelnuts, so he put in a hickory nut instead. When the doctor noticed, he asked why the substitution. the bartender said, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc!”

Life is so handy!

I like to give life a shopping list.

Don’t forget the rum, Grimm.

“always take a banana to a party! Have you met the French?”

I prefer double sec. Oh…wait a sec. QUADRUPLE sec.

I believe I’ll have a local craft beer.

If life hands you lemons, sugar, and grain alcohol make limoncello.

Like your mix better, Grimm ….. :)

When you find yourself in a dilemma make dilemonade…

What’ll it be? Hair of yourself?

Oooo, Who’s a good doggy?

My dog is not allowed to mix his own drinks anymore. He was skipping the fruit…

Don’t forget the rum!

If you want virgin daiquiris, leave out the alcohol!