Funny. All my waitresses ask me if I’m ready to order first. I suppose she’s new at the job. On a slightly different topic. What ever happened to Sizzler Steak House? That was my go to for a celebratory meal.
I had a friend who took forever to order. I could see her mentally sampling every dish on the menu. She was a starving young actress. It was understood she would order four meals and I would help her carry the leftovers out. :)
Waiter/waitress 2 minutes after you open the menu and are still staring at the first page: “Are you ready to order yet?” – “Uh, no. Give me 5 minutes.” Then watching same waiter/waitress walk past you 20 minutes later after your menus have been sitting on the table for so long you’ve already forgotten what sides you wanted with your entrée.
Ubintold over 1 year ago
That lets Eno out.
AtariDragon over 1 year ago
Just because I’ve been seated doesn’t mean I won’t walk out.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago
She might not be a taxi but her motor mouth sure is running.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
…and with that remark and attitude, I would be gone!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Funny. All my waitresses ask me if I’m ready to order first. I suppose she’s new at the job. On a slightly different topic. What ever happened to Sizzler Steak House? That was my go to for a celebratory meal.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
I had a friend who took forever to order. I could see her mentally sampling every dish on the menu. She was a starving young actress. It was understood she would order four meals and I would help her carry the leftovers out. :)
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
What’s your house beer??? burp. :)
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Here’s a tip for you waitress, if they are still reading the menu, they aren’t ready to order. It also sounds like your meter is running.
eb110americana over 1 year ago
Waiter/waitress 2 minutes after you open the menu and are still staring at the first page: “Are you ready to order yet?” – “Uh, no. Give me 5 minutes.” Then watching same waiter/waitress walk past you 20 minutes later after your menus have been sitting on the table for so long you’ve already forgotten what sides you wanted with your entrée.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
What beauty, what grace.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
As them if they’d mind splitting a larger steak with us?