Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for June 09, 2023

This one has a definite “New Yorker” vibe.

Obviously the kid is dreaming all that!!!

I have a cat who does this.

Those of us who have raised little ones know this kind of action all too well. That and the mystery of how a 30 lb toddler can take over up to 90% of a queen sized bed.

The parents told their children that anytime they were scared, they could just dive into bed with them.

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We had a cat who would do this. From a dresser that was twice as high as the bed

What Lionel’s son in Candorville wants for Christmas.

What I want to know is: who installed the ladder with platform and diving board and why?

Belly flop or cannonball?

ooof-dah!