F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 16, 2023

dunno, ask Elon.

So close. Just around the corner.

If we had we would be in your galaxy

So, that’s why all the probing. They’re just looking for gas.

Yes! But they’re only compatible with Martian devices. Unless you have that dongle. Which is only available on Halley’s Comet…

No but we’ve had lead free for a while.

Love the hint of a pot belly on the one alien!

We’re a long way off to developing what ever you mentioned….

Everyone I know only uses Pro-neutrite power packets.

I saw some on sale at the Dollar General….

Is that kinda like PopRocks? I’ve got a couple packets around here somewhere. pats his pannus

‘If you have a USB port, we may be able to find something for you’.

They need to go to area 51 for that.

Anti-neutrite power packs are good for what’s alien ya.

In a bubble pack of two at the convenience store behind me. Try the new green Slurpee before you go.

Barely got that battery thing down. Sorry…..

Yes, check with amazon, under “antineutrite power” in search, made in China, 49.95 plus tx.

“If that’s a generic term for Tic Tacs, you’re in luck.”

We were almost there, green dudes, but then Big Oil and its lobbyists squashed it (by giving green to some dudes).