B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 23, 2023

That is some useful junk in your trunk.

“I keep telling ya! Go to the 4×4 store and get a roll bar installed!”

Well, he can’t be offended if someone calls him a jack*ss.

I wonder how much he had to shell out for that?

It seems he didn’t know he had that in there.

Do-it-yourself roadside @$$istance.

You should try a jack I just bought. It’s an air bag, and it hooks up to your exhaust…

Was that part of the shell detailing from Wednesday…https://www.gocomics.com/bc/2023/06/21?ct=v&cti=2208697

Don’t toss the jack, bird, you may need it again.

My new car didn’t come with a jack, or a spare, just an electric air pump and a can of flat-fix.

Butt boot.

Hi jack! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXSSrBBZV_8

You can tell that avian got across the road.

How’d the bird get the jack under the turtle, rock him back and forth?

I’m thinking the “head over heels” is about the most difficult way to get back on 4 feet, but if you got a hydralic sizzer jack, go for it.

Thought that only elephants had trunks.

Jack and Shell.

“Always travel prepared.” = Always take/have a Jack and D0okie Bird with you wherever you go.

LMAO! Love it! ❤️

Now that I have this info, I’ll be driving along the shoreline looking for turtles that need my help

SQUEEKA, SQUEEKA, SQUEEK…

Love the 3rd panel sound effects and visuals.

Helps to travel with a friend to do fix your driving errors.

Tipped up on his nose!? Made me laugh!

No, no, no … you gotta bolt the jack back in place while standing on your head on a pitch black stormy night.

A man is driving on dark country road late at night when he gets a flat tire.

He takes his flashlight, opens the trunk of the car, takes out the spare, jacks up the car and removes the flat tire. Unfortunately, he put the removed nuts on an embankment that he didn’t see, and they all roll into the ditch and out of sight.

Grumbling, he starts walking along the road hoping to find a house whose phone he could use to call for help.

Finally, he sees what looks like a large mansion with lights on in several rooms. As he approaches the front door, he notices a sign that reads, “STATE ASYLUM FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE.”

“Not ideal,” he thinks to himself, “but certainly the patients here are well guarded. Besides, what choice do I have?”

So he rings the doorbell, and is greeted by a middle-aged man in a white coat. He explains to him the problem, how his tire was flat and how he lost the nuts that would be used to install the spare. He asked if he could use the phone to call a tow truck.The man replies, “I’d gladly let you use the phone, but in these parts you won’t get a tow truck until morning at the earliest. Why don’t you take one nut from each of the other three tires and use them to install the spare? That will surely hold you until you can bring the car to the repair shop.”

“Wow! What a great idea! No wonder you’re a doctor!”

“Oh, I’m not a doctor. I’m a patient here.”

“What! But your idea, it was so intelligent!”

“Well sure. I may be crazy but I’m not stupid.”