Yeah, Liz, I think immaturity is the name of the game in this household. And if you want total love from Jon, then you’re in luck. But, maturity might be asking too much.
Many years ago when my step daughter was still at home, she came in mad at her boyfriend. “Why can’t he grow up??!!” I told her, “Sweetheart, guys don’t really grow up, we just get bigger toys.” She said, “Y-You mean this is as good as it gets??” “I’m afraid so.” She turned to her mom, “Mom is he right??” “Yes, sweetheart he is.” She screamed and stormed off to her bedroom. I started after her, and the boss said, “No! You stay here. Guys are the problem right now, you’ll just make it worse. I’ll go in.” I was well trained, “Yes ’m.”
Then there are people who make fart noises every time they blow their noses. I like to tell them their nose farts can’t possibly feel as good as my butt farts.
codycab 11 months ago
BUUURRRRRRP! Says the king!
I need a burrito 11 months ago
I learned to armpit fart in the middle of science class i dont regret a thing
Lucy Rudy 11 months ago
I’ve never needed to armpit fart.
Kwen 11 months ago
Then she’ll scowl them for ARM farting so they’ll have to resort to…
Silverturtle 11 months ago
ALL HAIL! Today is Jim Davis’ birthday.
rekam Premium Member 11 months ago
It’s a wonder that Liz puts up with either one of them.
jasonsnakelover 11 months ago
After years of his antics, you chose this guy as your boyfriend, Liz.
BJ40 11 months ago
It’s a guys thing Liz, you have to live with it and you can never change their attitudes.
Peterh778 11 months ago
You cannot stay young forever but you can be forever immature :)
hariseldon59 11 months ago
Would have been funnier if she’d joined in.
manowarrior 11 months ago
I can still do my scary tiger growl by cupping my hands over my mouth.
preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago
Yeah, Liz, I think immaturity is the name of the game in this household. And if you want total love from Jon, then you’re in luck. But, maturity might be asking too much.
DaveG1960 11 months ago
I’m so mature, I bought a fart machine of eBay……
jagedlo 11 months ago
The moment “Mom” turns her back…
Troglodyte 11 months ago
Boys, now that is going too fart, er far! :D
Blu Bunny 11 months ago
Boys will be boys!
Blu Bunny 11 months ago
Artificial fart under the arm, George Carlin Class Clown album, he said class clown was first one to discover this, usual in gym class.
2AndFour 11 months ago
That is not immaturity. This is just a cat and a guy having fun.
RobinHood 11 months ago
Happy Birthday Mr. Davis
Droptma Styx 11 months ago
Armpit farting over your shirt is next-level.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 11 months ago
What’s the point of being a grown up if you can’t be childish once in a while?- the 4th Doctor.
edmund_graham 11 months ago
I don’t do either, but I could never be accused of being mature lol
Sir Isaac 11 months ago
The womenfolk would be appalled to learn what the menfolk get up to when they’re not around.
prrdh 11 months ago
Yes, it is.
TheLordIsHolyForever 11 months ago
Happy Birthday, Jim Davis.
Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago
Hahaha… Dopey Jon is doing it with his shirt on.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 11 months ago
Because women can’t compete they call it immature.. A common cop-out.
CaveCat87 11 months ago
I can make a snorking sound with my throat, though.
abbie.normal 11 months ago
Who needs maturity?
Bruce1253 11 months ago
Many years ago when my step daughter was still at home, she came in mad at her boyfriend. “Why can’t he grow up??!!” I told her, “Sweetheart, guys don’t really grow up, we just get bigger toys.” She said, “Y-You mean this is as good as it gets??” “I’m afraid so.” She turned to her mom, “Mom is he right??” “Yes, sweetheart he is.” She screamed and stormed off to her bedroom. I started after her, and the boss said, “No! You stay here. Guys are the problem right now, you’ll just make it worse. I’ll go in.” I was well trained, “Yes ’m.”
ManiacEx 11 months ago
Jon wins. I’ve never known anyone else who can do an armpit fart with both hands outside the shirt.
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
Happy birthday, Jon and Jim Davis!
karmakat01 11 months ago
shrugs…and yet she is still with him.
bobpeters61 11 months ago
Then there are people who make fart noises every time they blow their noses. I like to tell them their nose farts can’t possibly feel as good as my butt farts.
ladykat 11 months ago
Sometimes it is.
bolo 11 months ago
Everyone at some point in time has gambled on a fart & lost.
KEA 11 months ago
Happy Birthday Jim Davis!
RobinHood2018 11 months ago
“We’re BACHELORS, Baby!”
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 11 months ago
So what’s next ? A farting contest ?
MT Wallet 11 months ago
I’m not reading all the comments to make sure but …
Happy 78th Mr. Davis.
Betrayral In The Common Room 11 months ago
They’re bachelors baby!
dlseelinger1764 11 months ago
Hey Liz, you knew Jon was immature when you met him and yet you stay with him.
FarhanMaleq7801 11 months ago
Lizzie… Lizzie… AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Garfield Fan '90 11 months ago
Maturity is for cheese!
javonrdmoore 11 months ago
You just have to be a kid sometimes
geese28 11 months ago
Took me a while but I think I can manage a top 40 with my armpit ;p
raybarb44 11 months ago
At times, it most definitely is. That’s why they like us….
catmom1360 11 months ago
Men are easily entertained.
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
For once I totally agree with Garfield.
cmxx 11 months ago
Pshht. “Maturity is overrated” is what all the immature folks say.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 11 months ago
Liz can do so much better.
WentHulk 11 months ago
You know LIz not everyone even other women are as mature as you.