Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 27, 2023

Did I say he’ll never meet his grandchildren? At this rate he won’t even be invited to the wedding or know his son got engaged.

Hey, the Detroit Tigers GM traded his son.

A$$HOLE! A$$HOLE! A$$HOLE!

Gil just got his star quarterback. Hey Vito! What’s the over/under on how soon Pedro files the transfer paperwork?

P2 You’re not the nightmare anymore Kwan, you are living in the nightmare now.

Pedro allows two runners and Luke throws a fit. Kwan allows six runs and he’s done his family proud. So who pitches now?

“You are a jealous, spiteful brat. Get off my field!” The rumbling you feel beneath your feet is Jack Berrill, who modeled the strip after the class and sportsmanship of Gil Hodges and Jim Thorpe, as he reaches mach-1 spinning in his grave.

Ahh, this storyline was old 50 years ago, when Vic Morrow kicked his kid out of the game in “The Bad News Bears”.

Although I will admit that P2 gave me a smile, being an old broadcaster myself.

Gil’s new transferred in QB is looking tight with killer sideburns. I think the Thorps have an extra bedroom or they can fix up the cabana room. Endless possibilities for Mimi don’t you think Gil-doh!?

Once again, Moon whips out his handy phone cam

Saying “…jealous, spiteful brat…” violates FCC regulations?

This took a turn. So the Korean wunderkind was throwing bad, so he put his son out there, and now thinks his son is throwing the game? And since when can a cell phone pick up audio from 200 feet away?

Tak is wondering how his parents let him come halfway around the world to live with this psycho. Not sure if he will ever see them again.

OOH! That’s going viral.

P-1: As we all suspected, Luke has a Yellow streak down his back.

P-2: From ten feet away, Luke’s screaming blows Pedro’s hat off his head.

P-3: Luke throws Pedro out of the game starting the Coup in Ukraine.

Haha…Luke thinks his kid giving up a hit is worse than KN giving up 6 runs in 5 innings…

Is Luke going to that jail that kaz runs or that’s Milford students only

P3- Storm clouds coming in and the game is rained out. We’ll start over again tomorrow.

Hmm, will this go even more viral than the cardboard bikini scandal? We shall see! And speaking of seeing, you can see today’s Mopped Up Thorp right here:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/06/27/luke-blowing-his-cork/

I guess this means no noogies for Pedro today.

Somebody can tell me, for I may be wrong. I think its the taxpayers field Luke, not yours.