Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 15, 2012

Absolutely perfect except for wearing? But I don’t wanna roll my eyes this morning. I don’t wan . . . eye roll Geez Louise.

Sigh. And I think she’d look better in blue. Morning Susan when you arrive. Morning lightenup probably not too far behind. Hello fellow Cathyites wherever you may be, here or lurking.

We’re going to the shore for the weekend. We weren’t supposed to until end of summer or later, but opportunity knocked (me on my butt) and we’ll make something good out of that.

Yes, what are you thinking crazy sales lady??? Back off and let her enjoy the first happy moment she’s had in a while. ;-)Good morning, Aaron and Susan! You two must have been typing at the same time. Lil lightenup and I did some errands after we dropped jr off at camp this morning, so I’m a little behind (that phrase “I’m a little behind” cracks me up! Very Bart Simpson! hee hee!).Have a great time at the shore, Aaron and Billy! Are Billy’s parents going too?Hello to GsMom, Billy, KFG, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli, mollie, legaleagle and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!Hope everyone has a fantastic Friday!!

Cathy’s actually looking a lot thinner than normal today. She should definitely wear this magical gray suit more often . . . and stay the hell away from all those absolutely hideous 2-piece bathing suits like the one she tried on yesterday that — unfortunately — left precious little to our imaginations, forcing ALL of us to beg lightenup for some of her brain bleach in order to rid ourselves of the sight we were forced to behold! Whew!!! What a relief today!!! Now, as long as she doesn’t try on THIS one . . . everything will be all good where I’m concerned!!!!!

Aaron: So glad to hear you’re doing well enough that you can get away to the shore for the weekend! You’ve had a rough couple of weeks and truly deserve the rest and peace that this little getaway will bring your soul. Hope you have a really great time!

Good afternoon, lightenup, lightenupjr., K.F.G., Susan, lindz.coop, rgcviper, gmforde, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, Gator007, legaleagle48, Willi Nilli, mollie05 and all the REST of the “Cathy” fanatics joining us here today. As always, good to “see” you all! Hey! It’s Friday!!!!! :-)

I’m stronger than Aaron in that eye roll thing. You can’t make me and I don’ wanna so there . . . eye roll Oh hell’s bells she made me despite my manly attributes. No wonder Aaron said geez Louise it’s just not something you can defend against. Sigh.

lightenup oh yeah Mom and Dad are here too. They need a weekend off as much as we guys do. They’re so awesome to be here in the first place.

LMB and I have been swimming. No water for Aaron yet. And, by the way, Aaron’s mobility entails me throwing him over my shoulder, firemans carry-style. Walking hurts too much. He’s fine otherwise.

Good Evening fellow Cathy nuts….been refinancing my mortgage today…Glad to hear Aaron and Billy * and parents are enjoying the shore. Hope you don’t run into *Cathy in that little bathing suit.

Who wants a swimsuit that someone else has tried on? Ewwwwwww!

Hi other Cathyites!! The gray suit is cute — the bathing suit not so much. Cathy isn’t really all that “fat,” but no one fits into those suits and looks decent anymore.

This comic is simply amazing at inducing the eye-rolls …

HI Aaron&Billy and parents hope all of you have a wonderful time at the shore Billy your the best to carry Aaron that’s just the sweetest thing.God Bless you and Aaron and all the rst of us Cathy nuts A.M. & P.M. <3 : )