In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 27, 2023

He’s gonna need a bigger tablet.

It was just waiting for baseball to be invented.

And he’s going to have to chisel a pocket edition, too!!!

Before this, while Noah lay in a field, he had a dream, where God told him to build a baseball field and said, “They will come.” After Noah built it, he found there were Angels in the Outfield.

Yea, verily!

This is why he stopped at Ten.

Thou shalt not throw a strike 0 and 2

Thee shalt not give a dam.

Wait until he gets to the Balk Rule.

This is just after He created the giraffe and He wanted to top Himself for the weirdness competition.

Don’t forget “walking” and rude gestures in public, like fixing cups, picking noses and chasing bugs when in the outfield!

And that’s when the Israelites “rose up to play” ;)

And nobody thot to inform Mike Pence of the instudio fly rule!

God considered cheap double plays to be the work of the devil.

Well done!