Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 26, 2023

If that pizza place, whose name the nannybot won’t let me print, is willing to wait for their customers to die before they pay, what are the ingredients in their pizzas?

NZ pizza to be paid for much, much later… wow

Was it named Iresick before the pasta discovery?

How do you “accidentally” eat the whole thing? Whatever it may be?

“Accidentally” ate the whole thing? Something about that doesn’t sound any more ‘right’ than “I accidentally cooked dinner for the Hendersons, who live down the street.”

Was! Was found! There weren’t 500 packages of 1lb but a mass totalling 500lbs. So it’s singular, not plural.

And BBBRRR-RRRRUUPPPPTT-LLORP! is the Veefdalvian word for gimme more.

May the hoarder be with you as she is with brie, and gesundheit.

I wonder what kind of sauce was on the pasta?

I heard about that pasta spill. What a waste! I’ll bet some bears and coyotes were really happy to have free food.

“Shemomechana” reminds me of the old Alka-Seltzer commercial

https://youtu.be/VFKifpMtlNs

The picture of the pasta along the river makes it look like that was a lot of pasta but 500 lbs. of cooked pasta isn’t really that much if you think about it. Maybe the amount to fill a fifty gallon barrel. Someone probably dumped it thinking that they were helping wild animals or something along those lines.

Looks like someone attempted to Free the Glutens

“Accidentally” at the whole thing? Right.

The pizza palace thing is pretty interesting but the other two aren’t really RBION level reportables.

I went to that pizza chain a decade ago. It had cute thematic touches, like the kid-size “333.”

I wonder if in order to properly pronounce “shemomechama”, you must spew out chewed chunks of pizza while saying it?

Oh no. Someone, somewhere will use that SHEMOMECHAMA word as a name.