Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 03, 2023

At least they’re not drumming him out of the organization. Otherwise he’d probably end up in a bar in the sticks somewhere doing rim shots.

Any strings attached?

I must be tired. This is over my head.

It’s a tough profession, I’m sure he’s beat.

The guitar is just excited that he got plucked from obscurity to fill in.

The poor drum will really have to pull some strings to get his position back.

It was a trap set… but you snared it, Tom!

What a drum joke this was. (But I laughed any way)

???

What about the triangles? Oh pick me, please pick meeee

“You must wear a helmet whenever playing with sticks or when you’re on the field or on the road.”

And the beat goes on. :)

MORE COWBELL …!

https://youtu.be/gpaOy8b8X6A

Me too, but only the high speed bike drafting crash put me in the hospital overnight with pesky gorgeous nurses waking me every hour to shine blinding flashlights into my eyes. I had to imagine them topless.

And then discuss the snare necessities.

ba-dump-bump