Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 05, 2023

Fifty two in the car. Five in the trunk.

I’ve seen clowns in both.

“RNC, next exit!”

A Clown Car cannot really hold nearly that many clowns.

That Clown Car Lane minimum of 57 is a joke.

I dunno… seems to me, that car is too big!

The number of clowns that will fit inside the average clown car depends a lot on whether they are wearing their “clown shoes.” Clown noses also take up a lot of room.

There are too many clowns in all of the lanes who think they know how to drive. They are dead wrong!

They’re able to fit so many because they’re all empty clown suits!

Where do clowns go during rush hour? Asking for a clown.

Unfortunately, the advantage of moving faster in their own lane is offset by the need for much longer bathroom stops. :)

I’ve always wondered: do they have to take off their enormous shoes before they all fit? :)

Their Count is a bit off. They call him that because he likes to count.

I wonder how many clowns I could get in the ol’ Forester?

A veritable variety of Heinz clowns …?

( c’mon, ketchup )

“Hey, open the window… I’m starting to gag.”